sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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