Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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