I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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