you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BRING THE BAGELS
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize