Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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