I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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