He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
