The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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