Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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