bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
