Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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