She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
