some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Come see our sink grown plant.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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