all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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