Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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