I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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