Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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