My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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