mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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