So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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