Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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