Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I will pee on everything he values.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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