Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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