id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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