I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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