I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I got chris browned last night
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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