i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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My glasses were in the garbage this morning
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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