She's JV to your varsity
Yo dont text me then not text me
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I forget how to act sober
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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