I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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