tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
it hurts more in the daytime
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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