I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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