Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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