He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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