STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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