I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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