What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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