OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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