do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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