what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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