Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
