I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
where does the pee come out of this thing
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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