No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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