I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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