I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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