Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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