Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
nutella sex= disaster
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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