two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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