I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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