I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
How naked do you want me to be?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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