So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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