I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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