He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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