how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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