all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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